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Monday, October 18, 2004

Republicans Like Sex...

...more than Democrats...

The ABC story says that it has to do with more women identifying themselves as Democrats than Republicans, but I find it hard to believe that there is a large enough gender gap to account for their survey results.

My feeling is that there is a simpler explanation: Republicans are generally better adjusted and happier people, so their sex is better. Democrats are the victim party, the party of grievance, the party of class warfare. If you spend your life feeling victimized by other people, then it's far more likely that you're going to be generally unhappy with your job, your personal life, and your sex life.