Somebody Didn't Get the Memo...

...about the unity of the Democratic Party...

Somebody get this man a script!

Governor Dukakis....

...your tank has arrived...

Oops...sorry, it wasn't Governor Dukakis, it was his Lieutenant Governor...

Serious Trouble...

...for the Kerry campaign...

It's looking more and more like this week's DNC convention is "make it or break it" time for Kerry...If he doesn't come up with a slam dunk, he's toast and this is going to end up in a landslide...

Leave It to Teresa...

...to improve the level of political discourse...

The video clearly shows she said "un-American"...she was quoted as saying "un-American"...and she clearly doesn't like it when reporters call her on lying about it...Awwww...

The comparisons to Hillary are becoming almost inevitable...

If You Thought Bill Was Bad...

...Wait til you get a good look at Hillary...

Is the New York Times Liberal?

...Of course it is...

Not 'Made in America'

Don't expect this to make the headlines...

Yet if Bush's campaign were this breathtakingly incompetent and out of touch with American voters, how many of you actually believe that it wouldn't be top of the fold NYT page one?

Making Friends...

...where it counts...

Quite frankly, if Jacques Chirac fell into the ocean tomorrow to never resurface I would not miss him...It is long past time that the French arrogance of pretending to world power status disappeared into that ocean as well, so whether or not he's with us matters to me not a whit...

What I do care about is the turning the cesspool that is the Middle East into a peaceful region that doesn't breed killers. And as far as I'm concerned, when you combine the majority in Iraq that thank us for liberating them from Saddam with folks like this individual from Iran, President Bush has succeeded in diplomacy far more than his Europe-worshipping predecessor ever did..

If You Can't Stand the Heat..

..get out of the kitchen...

Bob Kerrey made himself a big fat target with his shameful partisanship on the 9/11 Commission - virtually rolling over for Richard Clarke and other Democrats while grilling Condi Rice and essentially accusing the Bush administration of causing the terrorist attacks.

Sorry Bob, but if the shoe fits....

Where Was Teddy During the Vietnam War?

John Kerry's chief sponsor...the one who has questioned President Bush's service during Vietnam conveniently leaves out details about what he was doing at the time...

Here We Go Again...

The Rose billing records that mysteriously found their way into Hillary's closet, the 900 FBI files on opponents that were "misplaced" in the White House, and now this....

Will we ever be rid of the Clintons and their lackeys? Not if John Kerry has his way, since Sandy Berger is an adviser to the campaign...Just another reason to keep him far away from the Oval Office.

There should be charges filed...Documents remain missing, and they just coincidentally happen to cover the Clinton administration's response to Al-Qaeda...Convenient? Yes...but nothing more than we should expect from a Clinton flunky...

Where's the outrage from the Left? Where are the cries of outrage that Kerry's campaign is stealing classified documents to cover up the failures of the Clinton administration? Oh..I forgot...they're Democrats, so the media and the rest of the self-righteous Left won't be doing any of that...

I'll See Your Hillary...

...and raise you....

You Can Have Barbra and Rosie...

...I'll take Gabrielle...

Choices really don't get any easier than this...

Laughter is the Best Medicine...

...take a couple spoonfuls....

Wall Street...

...comes to Iraq...

Flip Flop Goes the Weasel...

...of the Week....

My Box Office Prediction

Halle Berry's new flick, Catwoman, is going to go down in flames because of things like this...

Halle, say it ain't so...

It Must Have Slipped His Mind...

...when Clinton was defending his dithering inaction by claiming that he told Bush how Al Qaeda was the "number one" threat to national security...

Does anyone really take anything he says seriously any more?

Time to Start...

...a little revolution...

Unfair...

...and definitely unbalanced...

You Know You've Got a Problem...

...when you're the Democratic candidate for President and Maureen Dowd can't think of a single nice thing to say about you or your wife...

Fahrenheit 9/11...

...The Smackdown...

He's a Uniter...

...bringing together Godless Americans and Communists...

Maybe They Can Picket the NLRB

...if they don't like it...

What do you mean...

...Bush didn't lie?

Finally...a '527' We Can All Get Behind

Here's a much better "527" for you....

It's a Bad Time..

..to be a terrorist in Iraq...

Kyoto, Shmyoto...

...it's getting ugly...

It's a Start...

...now we have to see if they follow through....

Surrender Monkeys?

...even their most memorable surrender is less than meets the eyes....

Is it any wonder they suffer from a national inferiority complex?

Not to me....

More Taxes For You...

...but not for John Edwards...

What do you mean you don't have your own tax shelter?!?

For Your Next Appearance on Jeopardy...

Some cool trivia about the Declaration of Independence...

A Glimpse of the Future

...if Kerry should be allowed anywhere near the Oval Office...

Small Town Boy...

...not welcome at home any more...

If his own hometown that knows him best doesn't want him, someone needs to explain to me why we should...

Disgusting...

...there's no other word for it...

Put Your Money...

...where your mouth is, John....

But hey, it's not like anybody was really buying his shtick anyway, were they?

I'm Not Holding My Breath...

...til the Democrats admit they lied about President Bush??

May I Have More Please...

Try not to be afraid when you think about this being one heartbeat from the Presidency...

Not Exactly the Hallelujah Choir...

...singing the praises of Kerry-Edwards....

The Debate Is Over...

It's a quagmire...no doubt about it...

The Streets of Pomplona

These women are almost on to something here...

Of course, if they're serious about their cause they'll offer to take the bulls' place in the annual running...

It would still be an annual event, but the crowds would be bigger and the bulls would be spared the dash through the city streets...

Convention Preview...

...the Republican convention that is...

Welcome to Prime Time Senator Miller

A Turning Point...

..in this country...

And as a friend pointed out to me this weekend, Cosby is one of a unique few who could go the heart of Jesse Jackson's victimology lion's den and say it...